Monday, January 28, 2008

India @ 2nd Feb,1835 in Lord Macaulay's words


..Random hear(IT)ings!

Dude 1 : Abe, I heard that *** company promised him an helicopter during the job offer

Dude 2 : aur kya hua ?

Dude 1 : ...hm, they ended up giving him a - bull - instead !! he he he

Dude 2 : Bull shit !!
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A Dev lady fuming to a QA cool chap : Are yaar aap HOT bug raise karke Ghar chale jatheho.. tho use cold kaun banaayega?
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A QA Manager to his team-mate : Mere saath machines paitha nahi hoti he baiya?
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Manager 1 : Woh excel par status update kiya kyaa?
Manager 2 : Haan.. us excel me laal range pe updates dekh rahe ho..
Manager 1 : Haanji
Manager 2 : Woh sab mere khoon ki nishaane hein :'-(
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