AEROBICS

An interesting read on the Benefits of Aerobics..

http://www.new-fitness.com/Aerobics/heart.html
http://www.new-fitness.com/Aerobics/music.html

Gill strikes..

" Is it possible for one team to arrive in Mumbai and indulge in mass murder, and have another team go and play cricket in the winter afternoon sun at Lahore immediately after?," he asked

Quote from : http://in.rediff.com/cricket/2008/dec/18india-tour-of-pakistan-called-off.htm

From the house of .. Big Boss!

Rahul Mahajan (to Monica Bedi) : Ithar Aao na..

Moni.B : Are ab..Kya hua?

Rahul M : Mere pair ko dheko :-( ... thoda cream lagake massage karatho ge pleasee.. dheko kitna dry lag rahe hein..

Moni.B : Mujhe pagal kuthe ne kanta he kya?

Rahul M : !!!

Me : ROFL :-) :-)

Busy Life : Need a Break!

WHAT is this life if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare?—

No time to stand beneath the boughs,
And stare as long as sheep and cows:

No time to see, when woods we pass,
Where squirrels hide their nuts in grass:

No time to see, in broad daylight,
Streams full of stars, like skies at night:

No time to turn at Beauty's glance,
And watch her feet, how they can dance:

No time to wait till her mouth can
Enrich that smile her eyes began?

A poor life this if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.

Leisure by - W. H. Davies

... still my favourites !! This poem & Mrs.Febrin Charles - my english teacher.

Tatz Interesting!

On a trash can in a mall ..

' Feed me ! This floor is on a strict-diet'

..tatz jus not rite!

....why do most of the north indians think all tamilians are from chennai?

&

.. why do most Tamilians think all hindi speaking folks are plain North Indians?

how ignorant?

A Mumbaikar : You Tamil.From Chennai ?


A Tamilian : Oh Hindi.. you from north India?

INDIA IS COMPETITION..

" Revolutions in communication and technology have sent jobs wherever there's an internet connection; that have forced children in Raleigh and Boston to compete for those jobs with children in Bangalore and Beijing"

- Barack Obama

..a good advice from an unknown face !

'Paapa..don't wear such heavy (she meant fancy) earrings.Gradually these earrings pull down the piercing on the ear-lobe which isn't good.Wear a small gold earring round in shape for everyday use.It will suit your face and look nice too' .. I told her I don't earn enou' to buy gold (he he..) she says '..Hmm, Well,give me u'r one month's salary & I will buy you a gold earring from my hometown (TN) '

This is the scene this morning btw me & a 'Tender-Coconut' Vendor as I stopped for a sip on the way to office.I told her I will keep her advice in mind and get one round gold earring soon :-)

I thank the kind heart for the motherly concern.Walked into office with a positive feeling and a smile.

Synonym: Paapa - Tamil word .. means 'Kid'

I strongly condemn..

Sathyaraj's speech during the event of hogenakkal fast

Part 1: http://video.aol.com/video-detail/sathyaraj-speech-kollywood-protest-against-karnataka-part-1-of-2/1040740930

Part 2: http://video.aol.com/video-detail/sathyaraj-speech-kollywood-protest-against-karnataka-part-2-of-2/2567707993?icid=acvsv3

Is this ch-eat-ing?

12:30 pm & Hunger pangs already.Time for 'Alt + Ctrl + Del' ..PC locked.Went to the Cafeteria and saw the day's lunch menu on the notice board .. It has become a routine process although I usually end up having 3 chapathi's .But today was not just another day. Just couple of minutes back I was kicked out of the Blood Donation Camp coz of LOW HB.So I decided to quit on my usual diet plan and have the South Indian Full Meal as if it would help the HB shoot up before the camp ends.ha ha !

South Indian Menu:
Masala Dosa
Aloo p alya
Tomato Bath
Plain Rice
Pumpkin Sambar
Rasam
Curd
Pickle
Sweet

Got all of these in the 'not-so-comfy' big white plate ( I just hate them) and decided to start hogging with my buddy.Just then .. I realized something missing in my plate.. oh there it was.. "Where is Aloo palya?" ..hmm,looked like I missed to take it from the serving counter.So went back to the counter but there was no trace of Aloo palya being served.Confused,I take a look at the menu again.. it was just there.. displayed 'bold & beautiful'. So now straight I go to the main 'serving' guy and ask him authoritatively ... ' Where is Aloo palya?' and he stares at me.. smiles and says unregretfully - ' the palya is inside the Masala Dosa?'................Ggggggrrrrrrhhhhhhhh..

WiZ BitZ ..

"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle”

Beautiful thought .. Isn't it?

India @ 2nd Feb,1835 in Lord Macaulay's words

..Random hear(IT)ings!

Dude 1 : Abe, I heard that *** company promised him an helicopter during the job offer

Dude 2 : aur kya hua ?

Dude 1 : ...hm, they ended up giving him a - bull - instead !! he he he

Dude 2 : Bull shit !!

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A Dev lady fuming to a QA cool chap : Are yaar aap HOT bug raise karke Ghar chale jatheho.. tho use cold kaun banaayega?

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A QA Manager to his team-mate : Mere saath machines paitha nahi hoti he baiya?

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Manager 1 : Woh excel par status update kiya kyaa?

Manager 2 : Haan.. us excel me laal range pe updates dekh rahe ho..

Manager 1 : Haanji

Manager 2 : Woh sab mere khoon ki nishaane hein :'-(

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